David Archuleta age 17, is one of your favorite American Idol contestants but he had a really strange quote attributed to him. “You’ll never be lonely if you learn to befriend yourself.“ Now that I think of it maybe it is just really deep?
-Spring is nature’s way of saying, “Let’s party!” - Robin Williams
-The first day of spring is one thing, and the first spring day is another. The difference between them is sometimes as great as a month. - Henry Van Dyke
-In the spring, at the end of the day, you should smell like dirt. - Margaret Atwood
-To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. - -W. J. Vogel
-The weather here is gorgeous. It’s mild and feels like it’s in the eighties. The hot dog vendors got confused because of the weather and thought it was spring, so they accidentally changed the hot dog water in their carts. - David Letterman
Here are a few of my favourite Jerry Seinfeld Quotes:
“Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom.”
“Dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see two life forms, one of them’s making a poop, the other one’s carrying it for him, who would you assume is in charge. ”
“Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.”
“People who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to.”
Here is Issac Asimov selling a Radio Shack computer with the quote, Get an out-of-this-world deal on my favorite color computer”.
RadioShack Ad Issac Asimov featuring a color computer (1982)
If you don’t have a valentine, hang out with your girlfriends, don’t go looking for someone. When it’s right, they’ll come to you. -
Carmen Electra
Today is Valentine’s Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day! - Jay Leno
