WHY LOVE HAPPENS BETWEEN TWO PARTICULAR PEOPLE
“No one is sure why it happens, but I heard it has something to do with how you smell … That’s why perfume and deodorant are so popular.”
Mae, age 9
ON WHAT FALLING IN LOVE IS LIKE
“Like an avalanche where you have to run for your life.”
John, age 9
“If falling in love is anything like learning how to spell, I don’t want to do it. It takes too long.”
Glenn, age 7
Everytime I pay crazy gas prices I think of this quote…
If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1000 MPG.
Here are the top 5 proverbs as finished by grade one students at a public school in the US
1. Don’t bite the hand that . . . looks dirty.
2. Better to be safe than . . . punch a 5th grader.
3. If you lie down with dogs, you . . . will stink in the morning.
4. Where there is smoke, there is . . . pollution.
5. If at first you don’t succeed . . . get new batteries.
This picture of a KKK grandma is worth a few thousand word quote.
