These are some famous religious quotes that seem to ring quite true.
- “I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ.”
Mohandas Gandhi
- “When lip service to some mysterious deity permits bestiality on Wednesday and absolution on Sunday, cash me out.”
Frank Sinatra
- “Born again?! No, I’m not. Excuse me for getting it right the first time.”
Dennis Miller
Here are some of my favourite ‘work hard’ quotes.
- “Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don’t recognize them.”
Ann Landers
- “Everything comes to him who hustles while he waits.”
Thomas A. Edison
- “The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary.”
Vince Lombardi
Here are a couple of my favourite sports celeb quotes, the one by Tiger ranks right up there as one of the top funny quotes ever by a sports figure:
- “It’s just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up.”
Muhammad Ali
- “You miss 100% of the shots you never take.”
Wayne Gretzky
- “Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.”
Tiger Woods
