Archive for the ‘Special Day Quotes’ Category

World Leader Quotes on Obama Victory

Wednesday, November 5th, 2008

“Your victory is an inspiration for us. That which appeared impossible has become possible.” - YULIA TYMOSHENKO, UKRAINIAN PRIME MINISTER

“The president-elect has promised changes in policies. There is a capacity for the improvement of ties between America and Iran if Obama pursues his campaign promises, including not confronting other countries as Bush did in Iraq and Afghanistan, and also concentrating on America’s state matters and removing the American people’s concerns.” - AYATOLLAH ALI KHAMENEI - IRAN

“In this case hope has won over prejudice — this is good for the United States and the world as a whole.” - CELSO AMORIM, BRAZILIAN FOREIGN MINISTER

Back to School Quotes

Monday, September 1st, 2008

Here are some of my fav back-to-school quotes:

In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.  - Mark Twain

I left school at 17 and was a star by the time I was 18 - in certain parts of the world anyway.  - George Michael

In grade school I was smart, but I didn’t have any friends. In high school, I quit being smart and started having friends.  - David Spade

A Sunday school is a prison in which children do penance for the evil conscience of their parents.  - H. L. Mencken

Spring is in the Air

Saturday, May 3rd, 2008

-Spring is nature’s way of saying, “Let’s party!” - Robin Williams

-The first day of spring is one thing, and the first spring day is another. The difference between them is sometimes as great as a month. - Henry Van Dyke

-In the spring, at the end of the day, you should smell like dirt. - Margaret Atwood

-To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. - -W. J. Vogel

-The weather here is gorgeous. It’s mild and feels like it’s in the eighties. The hot dog vendors got confused because of the weather and thought it was spring, so they accidentally changed the hot dog water in their carts. - David Letterman

April Fools Day Quotes

Tuesday, April 1st, 2008

Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me.  Ancient Chinese Proverb

Even the gods love jokes.  Plato

April 1.  This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.  Mark Twain

Valentines Day Quotes

Friday, February 1st, 2008

If you don’t have a valentine, hang out with your girlfriends, don’t go looking for someone. When it’s right, they’ll come to you. -
Carmen Electra

Today is Valentine’s Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day! - Jay Leno